January 9- A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

 

Answer:  You don't bury the SURVIVORS!

 

January 11- In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

 

Answer:  6. 3 for each team.

 

January 13- What are the next 3 letters in the following sequence?
J, F, M, A, M, J, J, A, __, __, __

 

Answer:  S, O, N The sequence is first letter of the months of the year. September, October and November are the next in the sequence.

January 4- What's this rebus?

OUTER SPACE


3.14159


GROUND

 

Answer:  Pie in the sky!
The pi(e) is where the sky should be. The title is a reference to the meaning of the idiom: an empty wish or promise.

 

January 6- What is represented by this BrainBat?

ENO ERAUQS OT

 

Answer:  Back to square one.

December 19- What's this rebus?

Ptimetimetime
Etimetimetime
Etimetimetime
Ktimetimetime

 

Answer: Keep up with the times!

 

 

December 21- A word I know,
six letters it contains
subtract just one,
and twelve is what remains.

 

Answer: Dozens

 

 

December 23- What two names of US capital cities rhyme but share no vowels?

 

Answer: Austin and Boston

December 12- How many seconds are in a year?

 

Answer: 12: January 2, February 2, March 2, April 2, ...

 

 

December 14- You walk across a bridge and you see a boat full of people yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?

 

Answer: All the people on the boat are married.

 

 

December 16- You throw away the outside and cook the inside. You eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

 

Answer: Corn on the cob.

December 5- Four fingers and a thumb, Yet flesh and blood I have none. What am I?

 Answer: A pair of gloves.

 

 

 

December 7- I have a hundred legs, But cannot stand. I have a long neck, But no head. I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, As can be. What am I?

 Answer: A broom

 

 

 

December 9- When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?

 Answer: She's 12.

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